I know I’m pregnant because

….. complete strangers suddenly feel they have the right to point at my tummy and ask personal questions like “are you going to breastfeed, dear?”

I know I’m pregnant because

….I put my beautiful sporty hatchback up for sale and I’m looking at brochures for estate cars and people carriers

I know I’m pregnant because

….I’ve found myself scanning film credits for nice names and staring at shop assistants’ name badges

I know I’m pregnant because

…..a night in front of the TV with a mug of hot milk is more attractive than a night out on the town

I know I’m pregnant because

….brussel sprouts covered with salad cream followed by ice cream and cheese is my favourite meal

I know I’m pregnant because

….I’m wearing my husband’s clothes more than my own. because I just love the baggy shirts!

I know I’m pregnant because

I haven’t seen my feet for 2 months – but I know they’re still there because they ache all day

I know I’m pregnant because

…..my husband told me to sit down and put my feet up while he does the washing up and cleans the bathroom

I know I’m pregnant because

…I’m banned from watching TV because the happy adverts make me cry, and those little babies are just so sweet

Things you’ll secretly love about being pregnant (6)

1. Never having to stand when you’re on the bus
2. Trying on exotic celebrity baby names for size. After all there’s never been an Apple Lurdes in your family.
3. Never starting a diet on a Monday
4. Winding up your partner by saying you intend to call the baby Enoch after a solemn promise to an aged uncle
5. Being able to have the entire sofa to yourself
6. Coming over a bit Jennifer Aniston when your hair goes all thick, glossy and gorgeous
7. ending your partner out into the pouring rain to fetch emergeny Haagen-Dazs and Kettle Chips..NOW!!